Vacancy at the Roach Motel...

Hey all you patriotic types! Hope you had an amazing 4th of July!

Travis and I decided it would be a great idea for us to to go Sanford and visit Tristan and Adam, and watch the City of Sanford fireworks spectacular.

Hot damn.

Let me break it down for you.

We started the 4th rather leisurely, wake up, read book play Pharoah, and Gym. Then it was Low Country Boil. MMM MMM MMM. Low country boil, for those of you that need to know is sausage, corn, the best potatoes on the planet, and Scrimps. The scrimps is the best part, you just have to peel them before you eat them.

So, a huge pot of boil, and 6 or 7 too many chick beers later, the road trip to the Sanford commences.

After parking in the historic district, we proceeded to Ms. Tristan's apartment. We walk in the front door... and I'm greeted by a smell, something like the combination of an ashtray, obese people, and sweat. Yum. Up the stairs, past the dead roach and dust bunnies and down the hall we go.

Into the foyer of the apartment. Or the apartment itself, whatever you want to call it. I really have no words for what happened over the next couple hours.... It was dirty. A dog humped a cat. And there were roaches and Noodle salad. We visited a gas station that carried weave. And a man from Georgia liked my eye make up.

All in all a most excellent time. tehehehehehehe...

Today was another lazy day... sleep in, gym and then we did some Buffalo Wild and I give you this tidbit. Sorry for the direction, I'm movie challenged.