Do not leave a bologna sandwich in your cubby...
For it starts to smell…
I’m tired and got slightly delirious today.
I am angered over the fact that I tried to send a friend a birthday present, and Fed-Ex lost it. Damn you fed-ex
In a salute to my internet illiteracy, I signed up for online banking, paypal, ebay and some other website today. I think it might have been midget porn. I was just clicking next and inputing my name by the end.
Burnt out on website sign up.
I am going to start lieing randomly to people. It sounds like fun. I will concoct stories, about pet monkeys, and undercover missions. And simply tell people I was doing nothing. Only let little bits slip or be read on the internet. Things under the heading “Agent R tells All!” Only the story says, “She was doing all kinds of stuff. Stuff she normally does. Like rescue those one people.”
Enjoy the following, found on Urban Dictionary.com… notice who it is used by.
liek omgz
The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.
liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
i nooooooo
i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004 email it
I’m tired and got slightly delirious today.
I am angered over the fact that I tried to send a friend a birthday present, and Fed-Ex lost it. Damn you fed-ex
In a salute to my internet illiteracy, I signed up for online banking, paypal, ebay and some other website today. I think it might have been midget porn. I was just clicking next and inputing my name by the end.
Burnt out on website sign up.
I am going to start lieing randomly to people. It sounds like fun. I will concoct stories, about pet monkeys, and undercover missions. And simply tell people I was doing nothing. Only let little bits slip or be read on the internet. Things under the heading “Agent R tells All!” Only the story says, “She was doing all kinds of stuff. Stuff she normally does. Like rescue those one people.”
Enjoy the following, found on Urban Dictionary.com… notice who it is used by.
liek omgz
The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004 email it
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