Dear Santy Closet….

Dear Santa,

I’m sorry I’ve been running late the last couple of days and you haven’t gotten to wiggle your eyebrows at me and wave. I’ve missed you too.

Question, what sort of features does your Bentley have? And why isn’t it tinted more? Because you want me to see you wiggle your eyebrows? In that case, I understand.

Just wanted to put in some things on my Christmas list….

Guys hooded sweatshirts, preferably still bearing some cologne from said guy. Those are the best when they are still warm and smell good.

Anchor Blue Certificates. I heart clothes.

Rach and I need a fridge for our corner. K.. thanks.

Slippers. I love slippers.

So...... Santa, I like your eyebrows. Work out the above list, and maybe one day you’ll find me leaning on your Bentley when you leave wherever it is you go every morning at 8:10.

Rach